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A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill...
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Why do mice have long tails?
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What’s the object of a Jewish football game?
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?To get the quarter back!
Universal excuse form.
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What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
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