The Pessimist!
An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the...
Knock Knock Jokes 3
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alva! Alva who? Alva heart! Knock Knock Who’s there? Alvin!...
Virginity
Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says “Doc, I’m getting...
A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...
Take her apart!
A young boy asked his mother “Ma, is it true that people can be...
Marmite Competition
I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won...
Maggot Thatcher!
|Who is the worm’s Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!
What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as?
Q. What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as?…………….A. Speed bumps
Lost far from a home
|A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie’s house, and grandpa Morris...
Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband’s…
Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband’s penis, she jumped into her...