Arriving at Heaven
|A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate...
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
Bill Gates picks his own punishment
|Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Charlie Brown in the 90′s
Do you remember the Charlie Brown specials that taught valuable life lessons to a...
These two guys had just gotten divorces…
These two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have...
A drunken blonde goes into a bar…
A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would...
Whose Job Is It?
This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.There was...
What a large crowd
|A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group...
GIRL’S CONFESSION
GIRL’S CONFESSION The priest leaned closer to hear the girl’s confession. “So me andmy...
An artist asked the gallery owner…
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his...