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State of Kentucky 12th Grade Reading Test
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That was Zen, this is Tao.
Burning Sensation
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A man decided to have a face lift…
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
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What is the difference between a English actuary and…
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