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What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)?
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own mind
He says he has a mind of his own. He’s welcome to it– who...
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irish … light bulb joke
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The first Jewish woman President is elected…
The first Jewish woman President is elected.She calls her Mother: “Mama, I’ve won the...
10 Things Not to say on your Anniversary
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When to slap a midget?
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Love Potion
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Leper at the World Series
A guy with leprosy wins tickets to see the world series. But when he...