Major Cause of Divorce
Q: What’s the major cause of divorce?A: Once is not enough.
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
The evils of marijuana
A certain college professor was notorious for getting off the topic ofthe lecture, and...
Whats black and white and red all over?
Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident.
Why are you yelling that?
|A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room,...
Bach in a Minuet
|A note left for a pianist from his wifeGone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in...
A hot frog!
|Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and...
After a long pubcrawl…
After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red orgreen....
The young playboy took a blind date to an…
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusementpark. They went for a...
Make up your mind.
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he...