Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...
Origin of Lawyers
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? So that when...
Don’t Step On The Ducks…
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first...
The 12 marriages!
A lawyer got married to a woman who had previously been married 12 times....
Why is pubic hair curly?
Why is pubic hair curly?If it was straight, it would poke your eyes out.
Realistically and Hypothetically….
A little boy came home from school and his homework assignment was to find...
One of my first evenings back from overseas…
One of my first evenings back from overseas, my girl’s understanding parents left us...
A husband and wife were out playing golf…
A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive...
Naming your child
|There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were...