The Freudian Slip
The Freudian Slip Ted and John are setting in the bar and John asked...
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...
Gorilla Capture
As he was quietly watching television at home, a chap hears a sound on...
A hunchback is running along a street being chased by…
A hunchback is running along a street being chased by a pack of children.He...
A bored woman says to her husband…
A bored woman says to her husband as she clasps her hands together, “Guess...
Redneck Jedi
You know you’re a redneck jedi when.. You hear “Luke, I am your father…...
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
A question for Bill Clinton
A question for Bill Clinton:”What was Miss Lewinsky’s most memorable feature?”"She has the whitest...
Viagra Mickey Finn!
An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her...
Three calamities
Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window....