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Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
What is a grasshopper?
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Chuck Norris, Arnold Swartzenagger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day. Chuck Norris...
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested…
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came...
beer and a box
A drunk walked into a tavern, sat down at the bar. He placed a...
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A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that issitting...
Job well done
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel fortheir 25th anniversary. As...
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One day, a space ship landed in a farmer’s field and a Martian man...
Two attorneys went into a diner…
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches...