Blow
what is the difference between a paycheque and a penis?you don’t have to beg...
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
Grey hair
One day, a girl walked up to her mother and looked at her mother’shair...
The moment of truth!
A man goes to visit the grave of his mother, puts a beautiful bouquet...
Emacs acronyms
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How can you tell if you are at a bulemic bachelor party?
How can you tell if you’re at a bulemic bachelor party? The cake jumps...
Library Fast food
A blonde went in the library and walked up to the librarian behind the...
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
The Honeymoon.
A newlywed couple were spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin resort way...
The Dirty Old Man…
An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl...