Inventions
NEW INVENTIONS BY BLONDES: The water-proof towel Glow in the dark sunglasses Solar powered...
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
Encyclopaedia Britannica
Seen in my local paper’s “readers sales” section. FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set...
82 year old man
An 82 year old man marries an 18 year old woman, she becomes pregnant....
Off the cliff!
The car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff,...
Without a horn
Judi went to a “Dude Ranch” on vacation. The cowboypreparing the horses asked if...
Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
Handling teens
|A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high...
Magician and Parrot
Magician and Parrot A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean....
Getting Down Under
An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing...