While attending a spelling session in school one day…
While attending a spelling session in school one day,The teacher asked if anyone could...
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club…
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club. “Hey, baby, would you help...
A doctor, an engineer, and a politician…
A doctor, an engineer, and a politician werearguing as to which profession was older....
Superbowl
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
What’s your wife’s name?
|St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with…
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with the light on,does a hard sleeper sleep...
Ribbet!
What is a frogs favorite drink? Croak-a-cola!
To Buxom Waitress:
Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress(reading her name tag)?A:...
Advice From Mom
A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriend had proposed...