Did you hear about the hillbilly…
Did you hear about the hillbilly who went into the hardware store to buy...
Cow Pat Lip Gloss
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local...
Paid By Medicaid
A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor’s office and say: “Doctor,...
Swamp Lake!
|What’s a toad’s favorite ballet?Swamp Lake!
Old Chinese proverb
Old Chinese proverb:Rape impossible!Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down!
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
Brain transplant
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....
Blind Golf?
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning at thethird tee...
Lost all my luggage
McAteer arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down...