If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
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Two Black Eyes
Jack was returning to work Monday morning with two black eyes. His work mates...
Do clever men make good husbands?
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A bet made at the local bar
|A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the...
Too much of the 90′s!
Signs you’ve had too much of the 90′s!You try to enter your password on...
Brown Eye
Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
Polish Scientistific Plans
Poland sent its top team of scientists to attend the international science convention, where...
Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night…
A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night.The bride rolled over...
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?When the power...