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Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to...
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals…
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Is there a way to thank you?
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Gas Attack
There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem...
This Santa is ticked off!
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Over the weekend, Steve bought a new car. He was so excited about it...
Whats long, hard and full of semen?
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