Speed Limit
What’s the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around
Why dont mexicans have checking accounts?
Why don’t mexicans have checking accounts?It’s too hard to spray paint your name on...
May September Marriage
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor...
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
Why do they put strings on tampons?
Why do they put strings on tampons?So you can floss after you eat!
Caught Speeding.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the...
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly…
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly a passenger jet screams past them.One eagle...
Chinese plane crash
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle…
The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle. He thoughtand thought about one clue,...
New Lawyer
Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and...