Weather Lesson
Why does the wind always go west to east in Wyoming?Because Nebraska sucks and...
Holiday Banana Bread
Holiday Banana Bread:Ingredients: 2 laughing eyes, 2 loving arms, 2 well shaped legs, 2...
Sheep Dog Bra
The success of the “Wonder Bra” for under-endowed women, has encouraged the designers to...
Lawyers and sperm
What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in...
The Blonde Deputy
A local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to...
Geriatric Gynecologist
What do you call a geriatric gynecologist?A spreader of old wives’ tales!
If Microsoft made toasters…
If Microsoft made toasters…Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have...
Real software engineers eat quiche.
|Real software engineers eat quiche. Real software engineers don’t read dumps. They never generate...
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one…
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, “Hey...
Travel to Heaven
|This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in...