Robber met animals
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Men’s Gourmet Restaurant
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Bill Clinton, a limo driver, and a pig
One day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in his limo. He...
Where are my pyjamas?
A man calls his wife and says to her, “Honey, I just got the...
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the…
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of theweekly collection they kept...
Ever Wonder?
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I’m halfway through my fish sandwich...
Unengaged Brain
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Gas Station
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Lawyers take everything
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