Bitter end
Little Johnny’s teacher asked him, “Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, “bitter...
Blonde quickies 41-60
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Real news headlines 13
Here are a few genuine news bloopers gleaned from American newspapers. These were taken...
Befits of Obesity
Obesity has been getting a lot of bad press recently. Research conducted entirely by...
Suffering From Dilutions
Peter and Jim were partners in a profitable painting-contracting business. Unfortunately, they weren’t entirely...
Stupid Insults 2/31
A few guppies short of an aquarium. A few inches short of a foot/yard....
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminal…
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminaland he noticed an old man...
Don’t be on this flight
|”This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I’d like to welcome...
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
Viagra ingredients revealed!
After much research and millions of dollars, our scientists havediscovered the secret ingredients to...