Microsoft versus GM
|Microsoft vs. GMAt a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer...
What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other?
What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other? Gee, we really do taste...
It seems that Ken Starr is dropping all sexual allegations…
It seems that Ken Starr is dropping all sexual allegations against President Clinton. It...
Confusion
What’s the difference between a duck?One of it’s legs is both the same.(just say...
Body parts
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher...
How is sex like air?
How is sex like air?It’s no big thing unless you aren’t getting any.
ice fishing
A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
God’s Gifts
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things...