What is the smartest blonde?
What is the smartest blonde?A golden retriever
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
The job security quiz
|The job security quiz will help judge how long you’ll end up at your...
Redneck Logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should...
50-50 relationship
What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty!...
Rabbit Catching
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on him.Q: How...
Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!
Punishment that fits the crime
Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is...
Solution to the Y2K problem
|The government’s system administration team, working with computer manufacturers and experts in the computer...