Santa vs. system admins
|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2....
Golf Genie
Golf GenieA couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course,...
Married at a Nudist Colony
Have you heard about the couple who got married in a nudist colony?They wanted...
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises…
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises frominside the aprtment, walks...
Jumping on the bed
Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?A: Put...
Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...
Trip To The Desert
A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde went on a trip to the desert.They...
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you...
Black Eye
Scoutmaster: Tenderfoot, how did you get that black eye?Tenderfoot: Sir, I was hit by...
Brunette’s Mating Call
Q: What’s a brunette’s mating call?A: Has that blonde gone yet?A2: When is that...