My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches…
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make ithurt!………………So I Fucked...
I married Miss Right…
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
Diff Between Man and Childbirth
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Little johnny’s gift
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher....
Why could not the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test? A: Every time the car...
Why do Lawyers smell?
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what men hear when women speak
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Cat joke
What kind of cereal do cats eat? Mice Crispies!
Black guy and a Puerto Rican…
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likable
I finally found a woman like my mom. This woman:Acts like her! Looks like...