A fortunate coincidence
John: “I’m glad you named me John.”Mother: “Why?”John: “Because that’s what all the kids...
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How do you tell the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at the...
A man is driving down the freeway…
A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign thatsays; “Get...
Stand Still, Soldier!
Military training:During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had...
OLD NEVER DIES 10
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Vow of Silence!
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He’s allowed to...
Welcoming to America
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Fisherman’s Ode
Two old men were fishing off a bridge as they had done daily for...
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches…
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Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana...