Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?
Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?A: They both have, “incert...
A lecture about English
|A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. “In English,” he...
Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
Prostitute and Nymph
Q: What’s the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?A: The prostitute...
Wedding Toast 3
Don’t go on your honeymoon for longer than 5 days, or you will get...
Bloodied Vampire
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect 10?
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″? Two 5 year olds.
A man walks into a jewellers shop…
A man walks into a jewellers shop, unzips his trousers and placeshis tool upon...
50 things to do during an exam
You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant...
Farm jokes 10
|Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?Because he was a dirty double...