What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
Did you hear about the blind skunk…
Did you hear about the blind skunk who fell in love with a fart?
Mexican is at border
|A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf…
A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf...
Top ten signs you bought a bad computer
|10. Lower corner of screen has the words “Etch-a-sketch” on it.9. It’s celebrity spokesman...
A man was being interviewed for a job…
A man was being interviewed for a job. “Were you in the service?” ask...
Bird jokes 02
|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q:...
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home…
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home actinglike he’s driving a car,...
I’m going ice fishing!
|A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice...
One equal to one half
|Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7)...