After You
My phone bill was past due and I needed to change my service, so...
Ding! Ding!
A woman’s husband has died. After a few months, she decides she wants a...
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar…
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar, drinking a few beers...
Sex On Second Date
What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second...
Why I Fired My Secretary
Why I Fired My Secretary I woke up early, feeling depressed because it was...
IDIOTS ARE EASY TO PLEASE
|I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that the next...
Meet the Schitt Family!
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt, Awe Schitt...
Solution to the Y2K problem
|The government’s system administration team, working with computer manufacturers and experts in the computer...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see…
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that theobituary for her...