Gonna Get Lucky
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
String Joke
A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
7 Quickies!
1) On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
The Miracle Show…
An old couple were sitting in their living room on a Sunday morning watching...
The old mans bird
Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing...
A man stops by a diner at noon…
A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits...
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.
Mommy Dearest!
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a...
Herc, Snow White & Quasie!
Hercules, Snow White and Quasemoto were sitting at a table talking. Hercules says, “I...