The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris…
The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris,France, and headed straight for...
No Brained Women
Why don’t women have any brains?Because they don’t have any testicles to put them...
Little Bastard
Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants...
Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
Now That You Mention It
“I’d like to buy some gloves for my wife,” the young man said, eyeing...
She is angry at you
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Tons of Funny One-liners!
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Jelly
I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, “So how?s your breakfast...
Half a year to live
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New scientific theories III
New scientific theories2nd RunnerUp- The ‘Why Yawning Is Contagious’ Theory: You yawnto equalize the...