Crocodile-done-blonde
A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and...
Church Sunday
Two Men were leaving church on a bright Sunday morning. “You know,” said the...
The Night Before Payback!
Twas the night before Payback…’Twas the night before Payback and all through the land,The...
Environment
The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are...
A pregnant woman is about to give birth…
A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on thedelivery...
Remembering Anniversary
What’s the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary?Get married on his...
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? – Because it was...
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs...
The other day my house caught fire…
The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, “Shouldn’t be a...