What should they get?
|Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her...
General’s Funeral
The famous general died and his ashes were to be taken to Arlington National...
Meals on Wheels
Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to...
What’s a real mate?
Q: What’s a real mate?A: Someone who’ll go into town, get two head jobs...
Zebra Asks a Question
A zebra dies goes to heaven. When checking in, he tells St. Peter,”Say, I...
Vocal jokes
|Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He...
Who owns the cows?
|After his graduation from college, the son of a Spanish lawyer was considering his...
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
Strategy
The middle aged secretary had never been married and had had enuff of work,...
Buckwheat Lets the Cat Outta the Bag
Buckwheat Lets the Cat Outta the Bag One day the little rascals were sitting...