Piccolo joke
|Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.
Reload.
A guy finally gets a date with an easy blonde. To prepare for the...
Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?A: He wiped...
Buying a New Farm
|A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up...
What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is for?
What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is...
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
What’s the definition of bravery?
What’s the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
What’s the difference?
What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea? Well,...
Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
I deserve a first class seat
|A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section...