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Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
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One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world…
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level....
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Did Santa Give You That Present?
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