Crossing
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the...
Itchy
A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is...
Racoon Joke
Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn’t, he got hit by a...
Shellfish Crab
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster...
Iraqi TV Guide
Iraqi TV Guide MONDAY8:00 Husseinfeld8:30 Mad About Everything9:00 Suddenly Sanctions9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY8:00 Wheel of...
Whats the square root of 69?
Whats the square root of 69?ANSWER — EIGHT something
Insult Collection #4
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! I think...
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
No Arms and No Legs
There’s a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by...