Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
Stupid Insults 24/31
Operating in stand-by mode. Ought to have a warning label on his forehead. Out...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down the trailall day. When they...
Viagra ingredients revealed!
After much research and millions of dollars, our scientists havediscovered the secret ingredients to...
Monkey travels in space
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Wealthy investors
|A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank manager, “I...
Good news and bad news
The McCartney kids are at the family ranch anxiouslyawaiting news of their mother. Paul...
What’s brown and crispy on the outside…
What’s brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside?...
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....
Buy me bras!
“Dad, can i ask you something?” “Sure! What about?” “You see, I’m already fourteen...