mosquito go to the dentist
|Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?To improve his bite!
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City…
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City, runs into a hooker,and he...
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and…
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon...
The Vet/Taxidermist
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
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How did Revlon come up with it’s brunette hair color?
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The F Word
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Did You Hear?
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