Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
It is written in the Bible!
There once was a priest who had to spend the night in a hoteland...
Lady Diana and Dolly Parton Go to Heaven
Lady Diana and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both go...
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master...
Canadian Baseball
Q: What do you call a Canadian Baseball team?A: Foreigners.
Following some duty overseas, the officers…
Following some duty overseas, the officers at the Fort were planning a welcome home...
Young Amanpreet never quite got over his miserable…
Young Amanpreet never quite got over his miserable childhood as an orphan in the...
Ordered to pay fines
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Illinois Crazy Law
The English language is not to be spoken. You may be arrested for vagrancy...
Half A Brain
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!