Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...
Make it off the island
|There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a...
The copy machine handout
|In most offices, the photocopier is out of order every now and then. One...
Get some of this
Two cowboys are out rounding up cattle when all of a sudden a heifertakes...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when…
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when the grocer calls to them,...
Top 10 Reasons…John Glenn
Top 10 Reasons No One Wants to go into Space with John Glenn again:10....
Giving Cats Pills
|INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it...
Smooth Flying
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
Sleep Well?
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...