Things Found Only In America
1. Only in America…… can a pizza get to your house faster than an...
Encyclopedias for sale
For sale by Owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00...
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert.
Cost to Get Married?
The little boy asked his dad one evening, “Daddy, how much does it cost...
Bad Timing
A Ukraine businessman who bought a pager for each member of his staff as...
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back…
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back...
Santa
Santa comes once a year – but when he does he fills your stocking!
Barbie and G.I. Joe
Barbie and G.I. Joe A little girl is in line to see Santa. When...
A woman strode angrily into the large…
A woman strode angrily into the large drug-store-cum-general-store, slapped a package on the counter,...
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect 10?
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″? Two 5 year olds.