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I am not forgetful
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Have a Drink
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Good business
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New scientific element : MAN
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Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...
imigration test
You know how they use to give immigrants a test when they came to...
New anti-aging drug…
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Letter from Daughter to Parents
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