Just like my wife
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Why did the condom fly across the road?
Why did the condom fly across the road?-It was pissed off!!
Mother Knows Best
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help...
Watching Baywatch
10 Things People Around the World Learn About Americans by Watching Baywatch1. American men...
Miracle Diet!
A fellow was ordered by his Dr. to lose 75 lbs. due to very...
Tell me what I am
|A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways...
Marriage quotes 05
|The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free.The husband who wants a...
If IBM ran Christmas…
|They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up for...
How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?
How can you tell when your girlfriend’s horny? You stick your hands in her...