OH MY GOD!
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising...
My Darling Son Letter!
Dearest Darling Son and That Person You Married,Merry Christmas to you, and please don’t...
Bad news
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the...
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
Three altar boys are standing in the snow with…
Three altar boys are standing in the snow with their pants down around their...
A little girl came running into the house crying…
A little girl came running into the house crying and miserable from a small...
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you?
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the...
A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving
|It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a...
Virgina Girl
A young West Virginian girl wanted to go to college at UVA. But her...