Math?
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil…
glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright!
Do you know what a Yankee is?
Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you’re by yourself
Evolution of Mom
|The Evolution of Mom Yes, parenthood changes everything. But parenthood also changes with each...
Upset golfers
Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon. They were getting...
Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a…
Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a new national bird? The...
A short poem for today.
Rules To Live By…Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,...
Whale of a Time
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him??? I didn’t...
Men Are Like Blenders
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
Mouse Tse Tung!
|Who is king of all the mice?Mouse Tse Tung!