Whatever you want it to be
Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity
Aggies
Do you know why the Texas Aggies use artificial turf in their footballstadium?It helps...
Global Stupids
|Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...
How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.
Hamsterdam!
|Where do hamsters come from?Hamsterdam!
Bill Gates picks his own punishment
|Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City…
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City, runs into a hooker,and he...
TGIF On Shirts
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front.
I have a question
|A father and son went fishing one day. While they were out in the...