What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
What’s the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you...
A 70-year-old man has never been married…
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts are selling this year?
Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts areselling this...
Blonde Friday
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered theelevator,...
The Apple explosion
|OFFICE MEMODate: 1/18/96SPINDLER CALLS IN AIR STRIKE, DESTROYS APPLE TO SAVE ITStock Price Increases...
Bragging about old times
|Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days.”Why, my outfit...
Where do you find a no legged dog?
Where do you find a no legged dog?Right where you left him.
Fun At the Drive-Thru Window!
Attempt to take the order-takers order.(“Hi, may I take your order?”) before they get...
Ghost
One night, at a party, The host asked his guests:”How many here believe in...
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...