Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
The devil’s wife!
A preacher was giving a sermon to a full church when all of a...
You Are A Geek If…
How do you know if you are a geek?Your computer cost $6,000 and your...
Investment counselor
|An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and...
Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...
My dad’s a Lawyer
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking...
Who is Drunk?????
The Five Stages Of DrunkenessStage 1 – CLEVERThis is when you suddenly become an...
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas…
|The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there...
Amazing talking cow
|A man’s car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got...