New Year’s Resolutions
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Three girls died and were brought to the gates…
Three girls died and were brought to the gates ofheaven. Upon entering the gate,...
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Burned Ears
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Remembering Anniversary
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Christmas Present
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Viagra
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Robbed A Bank
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Polish Groom Is:
Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?A: He’s...
Dog Named Mypenis
Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc?The next time you...