A man walked into the bar and there was a gorilla…
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorillasitting on a barstool.The...
Republican or Democrat?
Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I’m an American.
Irish math
There’s these four Irishmen in a bar, all drinking Guinness. One of them is...
It gets lonely in the desert
Airport immigration……NAME:Muhammed al FacidSEX:Yes 3 times a week.NO I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE:Oh that...
Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...
A mosque-ito!
|What is the most religious insect?A mosque-ito!
If PCs Were Toasters…
If IBM made toasters …They would want one big toaster where people bring bread...
Keeps Her Youth
How does an older woman keep her youth?By giving him money!
The blonde Thanksgiving dinner
|It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family....
Violin jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow...