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These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Lansing Residents Can...
You’re gonna croak!
A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill.The doctor says, “You know, you...
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?Sparky
play bingo
|What do rodents say when they play bingo?’Eyes down for a full mouse’!
A proper name
While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young woman who...
Father and Son discussion.
Somewhere in America, next week…Dad: Son, come in here, we need to talk. Son:...
3 women went out drinking
3 women went out drinking, and decided to have a contest of who could...
Divorce Can Wait
A wife was having coffee with a girlfriend of hers when she confided to...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
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|Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” because of the flood of...