Rotten Little Johnny
Kids: “Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?” Mother: “I am sorry...
Wedding Toasts 2
A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.A husband should...
A Microsoft Christmas
|NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
Anniversary
A guy says, “For our Twentieth , I’m taking my wife to Australia.” His...
List of Funny Insults!
If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead already?You’d make a lovely...
Wrong Nails
Dum and Dummer were roughing in a house when Dummer sees Dum throwing away...
Celebration
A young man walks up and sits at the bar. “What can I get...
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
Aussie Trouser Snake.
An Australian Combat Field Engineer Sergeant and a U.S Marine were on exchange duty...
What did Michael Jackson say when his cock…
Q: What did Michael Jackson say when his cock slid in the little boys...