Space shuttle mission to the Moon
There’s a Space Shuttle mission to the moon with 2 monkeys and a woman...
Abbott calling Costello
|Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX.Costello: What is the command that will...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
Parrrot boy & daddy
There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an...
The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...
How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here’s...
Smart little johnny
One day the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that...
Apples for sale…
A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying...
Macho Man
What is a more macho man?At the critical moment when he can’t get it...
Bad habits
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break mywife of the habit...